As I read this story about the famous “Balloon Boy,” all that went through my mind was, why , if they have been planning this hoax for so long, whats up with the outfits? Didn't the Mom know she was going to be on national TV ?  How about some hair and make-up to do it right!  She could have at least ask me for a bag so I could get some product placement.  Oh, well...... here is a shout out to the next Heene's or Goslins.....if you are going to continue to desperately seek publicity.....call me.  I will give you a handbag to wear.